Synopsis
An unromantic comedy about a man who has to masturbate a talking black and white bear.
Movie Information
- Director
- Ben Blaine
- Writers
- Chris Blaine, Ben Blaine
- Release Year
- 2006
- Runtime
- 29 minutes
- Genre
- Comedy
- Language
- EN
- Country
- United Kingdom
- Status
- Released
- Rating
- 7.0 / 10 (1 votes)
Top Cast
Benedict Wong
Panda's Voice (voice)
Elizabeth Tan
Chinese Tourist
Sara Pascoe
Zoo Worker
Peter Elliott
Panda's Body
Cariad Lloyd
Sarah
Neil Edmond
Mayover
Steven Beckingham
Mark
Femi Houghton
David
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