Synopsis
Recorded live on stage at the Neptune Theatre in Liverpool, Paul and Pauline Calf return to fill us in with what's been happening since their last outing in 1995.
Movie Information
- Director
- Declan Lowney
- Writers
- Henry Normal, Steve Coogan, Tony Burgess
- Release Year
- 2003
- Runtime
- 30 minutes
- Genre
- Comedy
- Language
- EN
- Status
- Released
- Rating
- 8.5 / 10 (2 votes)
Top Cast
Steve Coogan
Duncan Thicket / Pauline Calf / Paul Calf
Karen Taylor
Cheryl Denton / Paul's Girlfriend
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